Sweary Cards and Gifts

Falling Anvils Postcard - David Shrigley "Do not worry about the falling anvils" soothes this card "everything will be fine" Do we believe it?! Thi...

Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Society Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats!  Th...

Shit Shop Postcard - David Shrigley We don't always have the choice we expect to have in shops these days, do we?! Send this card to your shit-purc...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Brilliant Badger Greeting Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards The phrase "Fuck around, find out" has always had negative connotation...

Sparkly Sweary Cat Socks created by Katie Abey Happiness is: a pair of socks featuring a sweary cat! And not just any swear, we're talking top-tier...

Sweary Cat Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Brighten your day or the day of a friend, family member or co-worker by getting this cheery, sw...

Absolute Bollocks Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Brighten your day or the day of a friend, family member or co-worker by getting this che...

Bellend Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Know any bellends? If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work ...

Off You Fuck Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times...

I Fucking Hate People Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple tim...

Crock of Shit Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple time...

Cock Womble Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times ...

Arse Biscuits Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the second-most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in th...