Funny Birthday Cards

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Happy Bir9669.. laptop Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Ken the cat doesn't exactly care about wishing you a happy birthday....

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Fun Guy Happy Birthday Red Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightHappy Birthday to my favourite fun-guy! There's not mushroom for compariso...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

The Signs of Ageing illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsAhhh the signs of ageing, they're not all about painful knees and failing pelvi...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

Lovely Ladybird Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some birthday love with this cute pink ladybird in his party hat (comple...

Bangin' Birthday Blue Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy Knight Send some birthday shininess with this cute blue foil greeting card featuring ...

Annual Subscription Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Congrats! Your annual subscription to life has been renewed. Happy Birthday...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twice Removed... it's really h...

Being An Adult Black Foil Greeting Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Being an adult is pretty easy" says this card "You ju...

Fancy Birthday Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightHope your birthday is as *FANCY* as you are! So says this bo...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard" - what more can you...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

You Haven't Aged a Bit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Just like Han Solo, encased in carbonite, you haven't aged a bit! Get this card f...

Child of The Eighties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who grew up through the eighties (or late ...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Uranus Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightI like Uranus! In fact all the planets are pretty cool, but Uranus gets a bum-...

Lemur Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some happy, stripey birthday love with this cute present-wielding lemur and her bi...

My Favourite Vegan Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightHappy birthday to my favourite vegan! I tell you somethi...

Old People Birthday Card - created by Holy Flaps for Redback Cards "It's weird being the same age as old people." When people suddenly start lookin...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Your Cake Fell Off Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer "Happy Birthday. Your cake fell off" says Ken the naughty cat! What an a...

I Am Your Gift Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer What more gift do you need for your birthday when you have a cat as awesome ...

Someone Older Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "I'll always think of you as someone older" says this card. And it...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...