Funny Birthday Cards

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Happy Birthday Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squaw...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayThis hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthda...

Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Well, what can I say about this card?! If you can do this pose then you're pro...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Hoggy Birthday to You Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Happy birthday to the hedgehog-loving person in your life, check out that cute party hat,...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Birthday Suit Gold Foil Birthday Card - Good Feels - Stormy KnightPut on your Birthday Suit and strut your funky stuff! Maybe just check you have a...

The Signs of Ageing illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsAhhh the signs of ageing, they're not all about painful knees and failing pelvi...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWhen your age becomes this hair-raising your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! This ...

Birthday Cock Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Wishing you a very happy birthday. On a giant cock and balls. Let's face it, we all kno...

Squashed Greeting Card - Redback CardsThe act of giving greetings cards is a bit weird when you phrase it like illustrator Will Vincent has here! W...

Cake Is Always The Answer Greeting Card - Created by Ricicle Cards Whatever the problem is, cake will always help... even if only temporarily! If y...

Rubbish Greeting Card - Redback CardsIllustrator Will Vincent is sorry and yet not sorry for creating this messy yet original and chucklesome greet...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Old Dinosaur Birthday Greeting Card - Stormy Knight For those who have a few more birthdays under their belt than the rest of us...and don't mind b...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twice Removed... it's really h...

You Haven't Aged a Bit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Just like Han Solo, encased in carbonite, you haven't aged a bit! Get this card f...

Tabby Purrthday Letterpress Greeting Card - Egg PressWith this card you can wish a 'Tabby Purrthday' to your favourite cat lover, or even to your f...

Child of The Eighties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who grew up through the eighties (or late ...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Child of The Nineties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who grew up through the nineties (or late ...

Great Scott... You Got Old Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl When you think about it, we're all time travellers... we're just going throug...

Celebrate at 3am Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer "Can't wait to celebrate your birthday... at 3am." says Ken the naughty ca...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

My Favourite Vegan Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightHappy birthday to my favourite vegan! I tell you somethi...

Surprise Alien Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Of all the things that would be surprising, firstly an exploding cake is definitely right...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Raise the Roof Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Fatti Burke for Stormy KnightIf late nineties hip hop, Miami bass and the name Luke doesn't ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...