Sweary Cards and Gifts

Hello Clitty Natural Shave Bar - created by Go La La Fabulously fragrant, long-lasting shave bar, made in the UK, with lavender & orange essent...

Soapy Tit Wank Natural Soap Bar - created by Go La La Have hours (or maybe minutes) of fun with this zingy, fruity soap, made in the UK with grapef...

Thatch 'n' Snatch Natural Shampoo Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lavender & geranium essential oils....

Bum Fun Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny soap is made in the UK using mandarin & bergamot essential oils. Lather up that...

Mr Bendy's Bathtime Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in the...

Shit, Shower & Shave Natural Vegan Shave Bar - created by Go La La This fantastic, fragrant long-lasting shave bar is made in the UK using oran...

Hot Flush Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Of all the myriad menopausal symptoms that life throws at you, hot flushes are the most disc...

Floaters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration I much prefer this type of Floater to the 'other' type... what about you?! For ev...

Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...

Hooters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration My oh my, there really are a lot of euphemisms for breasts aren't there?! And why ...

Honkers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Honk is just a great word, isn't it? Such onomatopoeic joy to be had shouting "hon...

Customer Services Magnetic Bookmark - created by Modern Toss for Brainbox Candy "This book I bought off you is fucking shit!" A great bookmark to s...

Don't Swear Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Please don't swear in front of my p...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Roof Leaking Postcard - David Shrigley Making the most of a bad situation - the person on the front of the card is drinking from their leaking roof...

Falling Anvils Postcard - David Shrigley "Do not worry about the falling anvils" soothes this card "everything will be fine" Do we believe it?! Thi...

Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Society Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats!  Th...

Shit Shop Postcard - David Shrigley We don't always have the choice we expect to have in shops these days, do we?! Send this card to your shit-purc...

Brilliant Badger Greeting Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards The phrase "Fuck around, find out" has always had negative connotation...

Sparkly Sweary Cat Socks created by Katie Abey Happiness is: a pair of socks featuring a sweary cat! And not just any swear, we're talking top-tier...

Sweary Cat Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Brighten your day or the day of a friend, family member or co-worker by getting this cheery, sw...

Absolute Bollocks Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Brighten your day or the day of a friend, family member or co-worker by getting this che...

Bellend Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Know any bellends? If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work ...

Off You Fuck Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times...

Crock of Shit Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple time...

Cock Womble Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times ...

Arse Biscuits Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the second-most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in th...

Dick Spotters Catalogue Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards The text on the card reads "Emu chewed her pencil and crossed off anothe...

Bird Feeder Greeting Card illustrated by Amii Illustrates for Redback Cards What must birds think when they see you filling up the feeder for the f...

Terrible Greeting Card illustrated by Amii Illustrates for Redback Cards Kids' art. What can we say about it. Really. Well, we can be brutally hone...