Sweary Christmas Cards

Festive As... Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior AF is for sissies! If you're gonna swear, SWEAR! And Christmas is definitely t...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Gold, Frankenstein and Grr Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior If anyone's as familiar with the Bottom Christmas episode as I am...

Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

Documentaries About Prisons Christmas Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha We all find ourselves doing and watching weird things ...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...

Xmas Tree Facts Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are many (well, at least three) facts about Christmas Trees that I've come acro...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Robins Are Dicks 12 Card Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Six Christmas Cards featuring our good ol' friend the Robin! 4 of each design. Good ol...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Festive As... Six Card Christmas Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Featuring SIX Festive As Fuck Christmas Cards in one bargain pack! AF is for s...

Santa Cat Christmas Card by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards "Santa doesn't visit wankers" - says Santa cat! So that's that then! Send this card to t...

No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people fo...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...