David Shrigley

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Tea, I Could Live Without It... Drinks Coaster - illustrated by David Shrigley "Tea," says the coaster "I could live without it, but it would not b...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Dear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...

Large Fancy Room Postcard - David ShrigleyThe perfect housewarming gift for the person who's got everything! We have this postcard in our lounge, d...

Lick The Words Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is q...

It's All Your Fault Postcard - David Shrigley We all need someone to blame. It's human nature! Send this funny "It's all your fault" postcard to th...

Cat is Your Master Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley "Cat is your master. You do not realise this but it is true." So says the card. We...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

Asparagus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley And God said "Let there be Asparagus" and there was Asparagus. Good ol' God, eh? Without Hi...

I Have Fallen Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "I have fallen from a great height into this pudding, but don't worry I am O.K." When th...

It's Okay, It's Really Okay Postcard - David ShrigleyWhen you're trying to convince someone that it's really okay, this is probably not the best po...

Huge Diamond Ring Engagement Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley When you've just got engaged, there's no reason at all to be coy about i...

Fuck Birds Postcard - David Shrigley You've heard the phrase "give no fucks" right? Well these birds are giving fucks away, in the most prolific an...

I Can't Read Postcard - David ShrigleyThe internet has been a revolutionary invention, although it's possibly also helped sound the death knell for...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Everything is Good Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you're looking for a bit of reassurance in your day-to-day life, this coaster,...

Watch Filth Postcard - David ShrigleyWe all like to watch a bit of filth from time to time. And that needn't refer to the obvious. For instance, I ...

Society Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats!  Th...

Brush Your Hair Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all have that one scruffy bastard friend, right? The one who'd just look so much b...

Drunk Again Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley Drunk again!? On the contrary! I'm not drunk I have been harpooned! Get this surreal coast...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

You Make Me Laugh Postcard - David Shrigley "You make me laugh, you're hilarious!" Send this postcard to the funny (or least funny) person in your ...

Beer Swimmers Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A coaster for the beer connoisseur. Or maybe for someone who'd like to swim in beer? Or ...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Weary of the Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley "I have grown weary of listening to the nonsense" - says the tired-looking person on the front of t...

Elephants Never Forget Postcard - David Shrigley Elephants never forget... but they would like to forget. Imagine doing something embarrassing and ...

Maths Whistle Postcard - David Shrigley "I am no good at Maths" says the person writing this postcard " but you, you are good at math, me, I am goo...

Stoned Postcard - David Shrigley What Daniel didn't know, when he was in the Lion's Den, is the reason none of them attacked him was 'cos they were...

Look At This Postcard - David ShrigleyHey look at this postcard! Nice, isn't it? This modern art lark is easy innit?This funny postcard, illustrate...