Cards for People Who Hate Christmas

Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Happy Hibernation Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray By the time it gets to Christmas many of us just long for a quiet period of hi...

Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...

Is It Over Yet Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Our pets often mirror our own Christmas-time-grumpiness perfectly! No wonder ...

Abominable Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Hope your Christmas isn't too abominable! Gee, the poor Yeti must get this all the time, s...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Merry Cross Mice Christmas Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair The most perfect card for people who hate Christmas - or mice, or drunk mice, or cros...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Random Christmas Wishes - illustrated by Claire Senior I became obsessed recently with finding the most unhinged stock photos - and this is definit...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Santa Cat Christmas Card by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards "Santa doesn't visit wankers" - says Santa cat! So that's that then! Send this card to t...

Diminishing Christmas Card List Card - illustrated by Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards How true that our Christmas lists diminish year by year! ...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Just A Tree Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I saw this tree ornament, hanging from a tree, made from a bit of squashed tree... m...

Cavities are Comin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I was in my first year at Uni, I was watching TV with housemates towards Chri...

Winter Gnats Greeting Card - illustrated by Nikki Pontin for Cath Tate Cards You don't often imagine winter as being this colourful, or even full o...

Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...

Bah Humbug Scrooged Christmas Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Who remembers the film Scrooged?! A selfish, cynical television executive is haunt...