Sweary Birthday Cards

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Happy Bir9669.. laptop Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Ken the cat doesn't exactly care about wishing you a happy birthday....

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard" - what more can you...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Uranus Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightI like Uranus! In fact all the planets are pretty cool, but Uranus gets a bum-...

I Am Your Gift Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer What more gift do you need for your birthday when you have a cat as awesome ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Birth Week Greeting Card - illustrated by Near Modern Disaster for Redback Cards "You seem like one of those assholes who celebrates their entire b...

Dick Spotters Catalogue Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards The text on the card reads "Emu chewed her pencil and crossed off anothe...

Terrible Greeting Card illustrated by Amii Illustrates for Redback Cards Kids' art. What can we say about it. Really. Well, we can be brutally hone...

Bird Feeder Greeting Card illustrated by Amii Illustrates for Redback Cards What must birds think when they see you filling up the feeder for the f...