Sweary Gifts

Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior  Featuring: 6 x HB graphite, square barrel, sharpened pencils with white painted tips an awesome 100% ...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Sweaty Flaps Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lemongrass essential oil & hemp. Lath...

Honey, I Shat My Pants Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for him (or her, but, let's face it, it's him) is made in the U...

Hot Flush Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Of all the myriad menopausal symptoms that life throws at you, hot flushes are the most disc...

Bum Fun Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny soap is made in the UK using mandarin & bergamot essential oils. Lather up that...

Soapy Tit Wank Natural Soap Bar - created by Go La La Have hours (or maybe minutes) of fun with this zingy, fruity soap, made in the UK with grapef...

Filthy Scrubber Charcoal Soap Detox Bar - created by Go La La Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber! This soap bar is made in the UK with activated cha...

Mr Bendy's Bathtime Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in the...

Cocks Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love a good cock or two! The feath...

Sweary Cat Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Brighten your day or the day of a friend, family member or co-worker by getting this cheery, sw...

Hello Clitty Natural Shave Bar - created by Go La La Fabulously fragrant, long-lasting shave bar, made in the UK, with lavender & orange essent...

Sniffers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have s...

Beavers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Beavers have just been recently re-released into the UK habitat, how exciting is t...

Bellend Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Know any bellends? If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work ...

Sparkly Sweary Cat Socks created by Katie Abey Happiness is: a pair of socks featuring a sweary cat! And not just any swear, we're talking top-tier...

Customer Services Magnetic Bookmark - created by Modern Toss "This book I bought off you is fucking shit!" A great bookmark to stick in your favour...

Thatch 'n' Snatch Natural Shampoo Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lavender & geranium essential oils....

Peckers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker ...

Growlers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration This was a colloquialism I only learned relatively recently! I know, I'm so innoc...

Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

Hooters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration My oh my, there really are a lot of euphemisms for breasts aren't there?! And why ...

Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...

Shit, Shower & Shave Natural Vegan Shave Bar - created by Go La La This fantastic, fragrant long-lasting shave bar is made in the UK using oran...

Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

Crock of Shit Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple time...

I Fucking Hate People Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple tim...

Off You Fuck Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times...

Shags Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, they do love a good shag. The feathered kind, ...

Arse Biscuits Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the second-most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in th...

Cock Womble Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times ...

Absolute Bollocks Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey Brighten your day or the day of a friend, family member or co-worker by getting this che...