Sweary Cards and Gifts

Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

Magnificent Bellend Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - part of the Naughties range by Stormy KnightNever have we seen a cuter card calling us a b...

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Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Yes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Silly Shit Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "you are a silly shit, but I love you...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

Immature Cheese Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer This card is one of the fabulous pun-tastic cards from Gemma's rapidly g...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Asshats Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Cat was not fond of other cats. Or dogs...

Brother Greeting Card - Redback CardsIf you've ever wondered what BROTHER stands for, illustrator Will Vincent is here to provide that answer! Give...

Woofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...

Huge Diamond Ring Engagement Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley When you've just got engaged, there's no reason at all to be coy about i...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

So, Like, I Love You and Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior So, like, I've no idea how teenagers talk these days, but in my day (Lor...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Robins Are Dicks 12 Card Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Six Christmas Cards featuring our good ol' friend the Robin! 4 of each design. Good ol...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Cocks Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love a good cock or two! The feath...

Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

Beavers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Beavers have just been recently re-released into the UK habitat, how exciting is t...

Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...