The Curious Pancake

Everyone's Shit Except You Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior You know how it is when you're totally done with humanity, right? But there...

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

Mutual Disbelief Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When you find something like this that bonds you, many words can remain unspoken, but...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Happy New Home Boxes Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When you're moving house, the last thing you've got time for is to sensibly label...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

First Trip Around The Sun Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorHere's to your first trip around the sun - and hoping for many, many more to ...

Blue Octopus Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This sweet little fella is fairly bursting off the page with tentacle-y awesomeness! Get ...

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twice Removed... it's really h...

477,710 Miles Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen people say "Love you to the Moon and back.." just how far is it!? Well, I went and f...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

You Are Some Kind of Wonderful Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Some people just exude wonderfulness from their pores, right? I've trie...

Happy Birthday Papercut Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There's nothing more joyous than cutting and sticking felt-tipped lettering on...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Yes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

So, Like, I Love You and Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior So, like, I've no idea how teenagers talk these days, but in my day (Lor...

Snakes and Nazis Love Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Indiana Jones is probably one of my favourite action heroes! And if there's one thing I'v...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag an...

Love You To Waitrose and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whilst everyone else is loving their partners/friends/family members to ...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Brother Subtle Love Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorIf your relationship with your brother is anything like ours, you'll be literally t...

Silent Night Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhhh, peace on Earth.... well, until the carol singers arrive that is... or th...

Miles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my h...

Non-Golfy Dad Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Sometimes, it's hard to get the non-golfy dad a card without some reference to golf on i...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Happy Christmas and Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Having your birthday on the 25th of December, or even anywhere near this ...

Love You To Aldi and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whilst everyone else is loving their partners/friends/family members to the...

Santa's Bulging Sack Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior If, like me, you share your life with at least one person who can't hel...