The Curious Pancake

Family Member Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are so many family members to buy for at Christmas, right?! And they're not makin...

Thanks For Sticking With Me Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorI don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Love You Kisses Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When you're signing off with infinite kisses then you know you got the love bug bad! S...

Love You to Co Op and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When you can't afford the petrol to the moon and back (what snacks do you ...

Lighthouses Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Facts don't come much simpler than this - and yet, lighthouses have a very misleading name... when ...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Heartfelt Indifference Sister Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "To my sister, with heartfelt indifference on this, the anniversary of y...

Christmas Film Tropes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This! I've seen enough Christmas films in my life to now have a good lay of how things ar...

Random Christmas Wishes - illustrated by Claire Senior I became obsessed recently with finding the most unhinged stock photos - and this is definit...

So This Is Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are a lot of Christmas songs that give off a very judgemental tone... none more so, ...

Robins Are Dicks 12 Card Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Six Christmas Cards featuring our good ol' friend the Robin! 4 of each design. Good ol...

Real Human Being Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorI can't be the only one who had that song by College & Electric Youth going round ...

Love You to Sainos and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior If, like me, loving someone to the moon and back is a little out of your ...

Love You To Lidl and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whilst everyone else is loving their partners/friends/family members to the...

Highly Specific Occasion Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whether you're marking the glorious anniversary of a bitter divorce, the second succes...

Merry Christmas But In French Card- illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in French is 'Joyeux Noël' ...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Love You to the Nearest... Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorIf you want to quantify your love in terms of arbitrary distances involving ...

Being With You Is Highly Agreeable Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I'm a big fan of an understatement. Whilst anyone can say "I love y...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

Top Deck Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Is there anything cooler than running up the stairs of a double-decker bus to find out that t...

Merry Christmas But In Welsh Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in Welsh is 'Nadolig llawen...

Love You to Morrisons and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When loving someone to the moon and back is taking things a little too...

Not A Valentine's Day Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This is not a Valentine's Day card, unless you want it to be, in which case it is... but ...

Christmas Tree Bugs Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Festive fact: Christmas trees can contain around 30,000 insects and bugs - how's that for a...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...