Funny Christmas Cards

Happy Chris Mouse Christmas Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair There's gotta be someone in the world who has a pet mouse called Chris, right?! And ...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Christmas Tree Bugs Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Festive fact: Christmas trees can contain around 30,000 insects and bugs - how's that for a...

Sister Meowy Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Send your Sister best wishes for a meowy Christmas with this funny card by ...

Merry Christmas Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Send some lovely Christmas wishes with this festive Llama! You can just hear her b...

Wrapping Presents at Christmas Card - Illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Aaarrghh.... why is wrapping presents so tricky?! And when it's not...

Happy Howlidays Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Looking for Christmas-related dog puns?! Well, we've got nine howlers for you her...

Have Yourself a Furry Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Even though we can sometimes have a bit of a love/hate relationship w...

Elf Care Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer We certainly do run around a lot at Christmas, and what for? For a few pieces o...

I Saw Three Shih Tzus Sailing In Christmas Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair I Saw Three Ships is the traditional Christmas carol this dog-pun Chr...

Thinking of You This Christmas Card - illustrated by Jo Clark Design Whilst Christmas is a time of joy and celebration for lots of people, for othe...

Die Hard Peace and Goodwill Christmas Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Life is divided into two camps of thought, those who accept Die Hard as a C...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Have A Very Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Ahhh, drink-based puns eh? They're everywhere! Not sure which drink-based pub c...

Son Merry Crisp Mouse Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Wish your son a Merry Christmas, or even a Merry Crisp Mouse with ...

Diminishing Christmas Card List Card - illustrated by Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards How true that our Christmas lists diminish year by year! ...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

Just A Tree Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I saw this tree ornament, hanging from a tree, made from a bit of squashed tree... m...

Bah Humbug Scrooged Christmas Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Who remembers the film Scrooged?! A selfish, cynical television executive is haunt...

Weirdest Family Christmas Card - created by Holy Flaps for Redback Cards "Merry Christmas to the weirdest family we know." I know, I know... there ...

Sold Out Christmas Card - Illustrated by Aaron Gillies for Ohh Deer You know how it is, you've earmarked the cards you want to buy on an earlier vi...

No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people fo...

Christmas Film Tropes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This! I've seen enough Christmas films in my life to now have a good lay of how things ar...

Children (Don't) Listen Christmas Card - illustrated by Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards "Tree tops glisten and children listen.... to hear slei...

You Mean You Forgot Cranberries Too Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As I listened to "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses, I often ...

Merry Christmas But In German Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in German is 'Frohe Weihna...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Santa's Been Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's not subtle, is it? Also, Santa... what *are* you eating?! Oh yeah, 100% mince pie d...

Sod The Turkey Christmas Card illustrated by Studio Boketto There comes a certain point during Christmas day, or maybe even before, when you just t...

Sledgehog Christmas Card illustrated by Micky Calf at Studio Boketto When you work in the greetings card industry you've really got to be open to s...

Brew-dolph Christmas Card illustrated by Micky Calf at Studio Boketto You get the impression that Rudolph could really be one of the lads, right? A...

Happy Christmas Significant Other Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Oh what an air of mystery surrounds the partner phrase "Significant Other"! S...

Happy Christmas Work Colleague Card - illustrated by Claire Senior They say you spend a crazy amount of your life with your work colleagues, more s...