Funny Christmas Cards

I Saw Three Shih Tzus Sailing In Christmas Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair I Saw Three Ships is the traditional Christmas carol this dog-pun Chr...

Thinking of You This Christmas Card - illustrated by Jo Clark Design Whilst Christmas is a time of joy and celebration for lots of people, for othe...

Sold Out Christmas Card - Illustrated by Aaron Gillies for Ohh Deer You know how it is, you've earmarked the cards you want to buy on an earlier vi...

This Again Christmas Card - Redback Cards Let's teach kids they're being surveilled from a young age shall we! What can possibly go wrong here? Wel...

Happy Christmas Work Colleague Card - illustrated by Claire Senior They say you spend a crazy amount of your life with your work colleagues, more s...

Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...

You Mean You Forgot Cranberries Too Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As I listened to "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses, I often ...

Merry Christmas But In German Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in German is 'Frohe Weihna...

Santa's Been Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's not subtle, is it? Also, Santa... what *are* you eating?! Oh yeah, 100% mince pie d...

Bah Humbug Scrooged Christmas Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Who remembers the film Scrooged?! A selfish, cynical television executive is haunt...

Weirdest Family Christmas Card - created by Holy Flaps for Redback Cards "Merry Christmas to the weirdest family we know." I know, I know... there ...

No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people fo...

Happy Christmas Significant Other Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Oh what an air of mystery surrounds the partner phrase "Significant Other"! S...

Global Warming Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Ohhhhh, the weather outside is frightful!! But it has nothing to do with climate chan...