Funny Christmas Cards

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

All I Want for Christmas Greeting Card - Sooshichacha At last! A card that tells the truth! Sure, love is important, but so are puppies, and gettin...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Merry Cross Mice Christmas Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair The most perfect card for people who hate Christmas - or mice, or drunk mice, or cros...

Hoggy Hugs at Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Hibernating over Christmas certainly sounds appealing the older you get, right?! These ...

Some Cats In Hats Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Here are some cats to wish you a Merry Christmas... they love it really! We're sure the...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Brother Christmas Tree Gift Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Happy Christmas Brother... your gift is under the tree! When the 'gift' ...

Christmas Film Tropes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This! I've seen enough Christmas films in my life to now have a good lay of how things ar...

Random Christmas Wishes - illustrated by Claire Senior I became obsessed recently with finding the most unhinged stock photos - and this is definit...

So This Is Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are a lot of Christmas songs that give off a very judgemental tone... none more so, ...

Robins Are Dicks 12 Card Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Six Christmas Cards featuring our good ol' friend the Robin! 4 of each design. Good ol...

Llama One I Love Christmas Greeting Card - Sooshichacha Two llovely Llamas show their llove for each other at Christmas, whilst wearing sparkly cap...

Christmas Fishes to You Both Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Send your very best Christmas Fishes to the lovely couple in your lif...

Santa Cat Christmas Card by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards "Santa doesn't visit wankers" - says Santa cat! So that's that then! Send this card to t...

Merry Christmas But In French Card- illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in French is 'Joyeux Noël' ...

Sister Meowy Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Send your Sister best wishes for a meowy Christmas with this funny card by ...

Festive Cheer Gold Foil Christmas Card - illustrated for 1973 Raising a pint of foaming ale to the festive season has to be high up there in the li...

Hogging The Dancefloor Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design We all have that one friend or family member at Christmas who gets up to any t...

Not Sorry Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignAhh our sweet pets at Christmas time. Chaos meet opportunity! At least the dog has ...

Diminishing Christmas Card List Card - illustrated by Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards How true that our Christmas lists diminish year by year! ...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

Merry Christmas But In Welsh Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in Welsh is 'Nadolig llawen...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Have A Very Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Ahhh, drink-based puns eh? They're everywhere! Not sure which drink-based pub c...

Have Yourself a Furry Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Even though we can sometimes have a bit of a love/hate relationship w...

Wrapping Presents at Christmas Card - Illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Aaarrghh.... why is wrapping presents so tricky?! And when it's not...

Christmas Tree Bugs Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Festive fact: Christmas trees can contain around 30,000 insects and bugs - how's that for a...

Elf Care Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer We certainly do run around a lot at Christmas, and what for? For a few pieces o...

Merry Christmas Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Send some lovely Christmas wishes with this festive Llama! You can just hear her b...

Brew-dolph Christmas Card illustrated by Micky Calf at Studio Boketto You get the impression that Rudolph could really be one of the lads, right? A...

Son Merry Crisp Mouse Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Wish your son a Merry Christmas, or even a Merry Crisp Mouse with ...

Just A Tree Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I saw this tree ornament, hanging from a tree, made from a bit of squashed tree... m...

Peas On Earth Postcard - created by Cath Tate Cards This funny Christmas postcard, featuring a load of peas on the ground (say what you see, folks!...

Cavities are Comin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I was in my first year at Uni, I was watching TV with housemates towards Chri...