Funny Birthday Cards

Raise the Roof Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Fatti Burke for Stormy KnightIf late nineties hip hop, Miami bass and the name Luke doesn't ...

Adopted Sibling Greeting Card - created by Mr Will Vincent for Redback Cards "You're  ̶q̶u̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶o̶b̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶d̶o̶p̶t̶e̶d̶ a wonderful s...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...

Flipping Amazing Birthday Card - Illustrated by The Inking Rose for Ricicle Cards Speaking as pancake lovers, we really couldn't resist this Flippi...

My Face Birthday Card - illustrated by Beth Garnett for Woodmansterne My face when everyone sings HAPPY BIRTHDAY at me. We all know what this feels...

From One Cat Person to Another Birthday Card illustrated by Kitty Kenda Cat people have an uncanny habit of seeking out and finding other cat peopl...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Yappy Birthday Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design If dogs could talk, and understand the concept of birthday... then I'm sure they'd wish...

Delusional Greeting Card - created by Holy Flaps for Redback Cards "I'm at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I...

Internet Fabulous Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A great birthday card for that friend who seemi...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

Henlo Spicy Sky Raisin Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Did you know that dogs have their own language? You'd better heckin believe it!...

Mad Heathen Wicker Man Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Fans of The Wicker Man - and folk horror in general are sure to love this card - ...

Traditionalist Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Why they always be changing the names of things?! It's irritating. And not always immed...

Happy Adult Birthday Heated Slipper Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... we're getting into Betterware Catalogue territory now. F...

Apple Greeting Card  - created by Mr Will Vincent for Redback Cards "To a plant-based twat" - here, have a picture of an apple!! Send this card to ...

Snappy Birthday Card illustrated by Studio Boketto Check out this croc! What are those on his feet? Yep, you guessed it! I love that this croc isn'...

80s OG Shell Suit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Born in the seventies? If you close your eyes and listen very hard, you can still hear...

Old Timer Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl It's hard to believe that the invention of digital watches was SO LONG AGO! Let alone calculat...

Child of The Seventies Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who was born in the seventies (or late 19...

Got You This Card Sorry It's A Bit Tacky - illustrated by Claire Senior I don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...

Fine Wine Untouched Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca On the surface of things, aging like a fine wine sounds like a delicious compliment. You'...

Football Man Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a man, so this card mentions football. Ahhh, don't you just love st...

Sod The Cake Card illustrated by Studio Boketto When it comes to celebrating birthdays or celebrating in general, many people will instantly think ...

Pump Up The Jam Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl If you remember shell suits, digital watches and colour-changing t-shirts then you'll de...

Happy Birthday Domestic Partner Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Keepin' it formal with this funny birthday card for you "Domestic Partner" - gr...

I Still Love Easter Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Throughout the years, we've been occasionally asked why we don't have any Easter cards. I me...

Middle Age Raider Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Created as part of Jon's "Old Skool" range, this card pretty much states a universal t...

Flash Bastard Flash Gordon Card illustrated by The Grey Earl A funny card for lovers of the camp-as-you-like (ooh look! Peter Duncan!) cult classic...

Gordon's Alive Flash Gordon Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Good ol' Brian Blessed - long may he BOOM! Of course, for all those of you y...

Prosecco Woman Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a woman, so this card mentions Prosecco. Ahhh, don't you just lov...

Old Fellow Me Lad Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Happy Birthday ol' pal, ol' buddy, old fellow-me-lad! For some reason, I was picturi...

Bloke Birthday Best Friend Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the best friend a bloke could wish for. Let's not get too mushy a...