St. Valentine's Day, Wednesday, February 14th 2024 Whether you're looking for funny Valentine's Day cards, a card to impress, delight or mildly offend, we have a card for almost every eventuality! We can handwrite your card and send it directly to your Valentine. Want a note on the envelope that says "Do not open until 14th February"? Simply ask us in the notes section on the checkout page and we'll sort this for you!
As You Wish Princess Bride Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseOne for fans of the film The Princess Bride, and especially fans of Westley (...
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Can't Sea Life Without You Letterpress Greeting Card - Egg PressI can't sea life without you! We're very big on puns here at Pancake HQ, we hope yo...
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Queen Greeting Card - illustrated by Fréya Art & Design We have a saying in our house, which almost definitely comes from watching too much Bla...
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Llama Llikes You Greeting Card Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Llamas are funny creatures, aren't they? When one likes yo...
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I Think You're Woofly Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design This happy little Staffie thinks you're woof-ly! One for the dog lover in your l...
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We're Purrfect Together Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design A purrfect card for the cat-lover in your life. Let them know that you're both...
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I Love You Even Though..... Card - Veronica Dearly "I love you even though you keep bringing more fucking cushions into our home." For some people,...
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Love Swans Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightLove you! What better symbol of everlasting love than the elegant swan who mates f...
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477,710 Miles Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen people say "Love you to the Moon and back.." just how far is it!? Well, I went and f...
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Double-Yolker Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy Knight We belong together! In the same way that a double-yolker does! This gold foil gre...
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Miles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my h...
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Plant One On Me Greeting Card - illustrated by Jessica Forgie for Ohh Deer Here's a fantastic love or Valentine's Day card to send to the plant-ent...
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I Squeeze You Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWhen you love someone so much you want to squeeze them til their head inflates? Yeah, that! T...
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I Choose You Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe tend to do a lot of funny, odd, and downright weird things in the name of love, but in West...
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Going Bananas Without You Neon Greeting Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer This bright and cheerful neon greeting card from the super t...
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Snakes and Nazis Love Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Indiana Jones is probably one of my favourite action heroes! And if there's one thing I'v...
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You Are My Moon and Stars Rainbow Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer This striking card illustrated by Hello!Lucky has lo...
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Miss You Every Day Gold Foil Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer This brightly coloured, floral greeting card is sure to raise ...
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Be Mine Mini Letterpress Greeting Card - Egg PressWhat expresses heartfelt love more than a bear in a pair of Y fronts? The original huggy bear! Th...
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You Make Me Wet My Plants Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design We had to laugh when we saw this card! Obviously, it's *just* about the time...
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You Had Me at Aloe Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Ahhh "You had me at hello...." one of the all-time greatest romantic lines! "You ha...
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My Main Squeeze Greeting Card - Illustrated by Bristol-based Illustrators Peskimo for Card NestAlthough the notion of "going steady" is no longer r...
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Ducking Love You Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) Why don't our phones recognise the F word after all this ...
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To The Moon Love You Greeting Card - Em & Friends formerly Emily McDowell & Friends. "I love you to the moon. After that, all bets are off....
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You're Purrfect Gold Foil Greeting Card - Illustrated by Angie Rozelaar for Ohh Deer When you've found your purrfect partner in crime/for life/for ...
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Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...
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Fleabag Awesome Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorBeing heavily emotionally invested in fictional characters can have its downsides, espe...
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You're Out of This World Letterpress Greeting Card - Egg PressKnow anyone who's out of this world? Note: They don't have to *literally* be out of t...
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Romantic Gestures Greeting Card - George The Cardmaker "I know we don't do romantic gestures but I saw this card and thought yeah that's the kind o...
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Love You to the Nearest... Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorIf you want to quantify your love in terms of arbitrary distances involving ...
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Thanks For Sticking With Me Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorI don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...
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Bored of Being Heartless Greeting Card - George The Cardmaker"Sometimes I get bored of being a heartless arsehole" says this card "and I believe ri...
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Destroying My Reputation Love Greeting Card - illustrated by Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) Nothing cramps your style and...
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Toilet Roll Greeting Card - George The CardmakerForget money worries, buying a house, having kids.... when it all boils down to it, it's the little...
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We Make The Perfect Match Card - Illustrated by Jess Miller for Ricicle Cards We make the perfect match! And what is the perfect match? One that ne...
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Lots of Love Heart Gold Foil Card - illustrated by Clare Owen for Stormy KnightSend your love with this beautiful floral love heart, complete with ...
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